• Joke: Donald Trump's Wak

    From Allen Prunty@VERT/LIVEWIRE to All on Mon Jan 2 05:20:00 2017
    Donald Trumps Wake

    When Donald Trump died, an elaborate wake was planned.

    In preparation, Mrs. Trump called the undertaker aside for a private
    little talk. "Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very
    securely. No one but I knew he was bald," she confided, "and he'd
    never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point. Our friends
    from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head
    before they're through paying their last respects."

    "Rest assured, Mrs. Trump," comforted the under- taker. "I'll fix it
    so that toupee will never come off."

    Sure enough, the day of the wake the old timers were giving Donald's
    ancient corpse quite a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in
    place. At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. Trump offered the
    undertaker an extra thousand dollars for handling the matter so
    professionally.

    "Oh, I couldn't possibly accept your money," protested the
    undertaker. "What's a few nails?"


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