Re: Rate my Thrift Store Haul
By: Mro to Shinigami on Sat Feb 11 2017 08:18 pm
we dont have any thriftstores that sell computer stuff like that due to people thinking it's worth several hundred dollars and they put it on craigslist.
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I always have a friend that wants me to look over a machine before they buy it. There was this one time (ay band camp... no, not really), she was looking to buy what was being sold as a Mac Pro.
So we get there and I act as if I don't knw any better and fucktard goes on about this Mac he's got and he's wanting $1K for it. Thrity-two gigs of RAM, etc, etc, etc... So we ask where it is (we are at the seller's place...) and they point to a PC running macOS on it.
So I ask - where is the Mac? They again point to the PC. I look at it, top to bottom, it's got no badges, no stickers, nothing on it. I ask him "are you sure this is a Mac? I only ask because it looks different from what I've seen before..."
They both assure us it's "the newest version. There is no badging on it, and their kid removed the stickers on accident."
Of course I know better and look on it. (I know full well this is a Hackintosh, I've built a few already...) I ask if I can reboot it so I can just see "how it takes to boot up"... then they got nervous and offer us coffee. We decline, and ask again. One of them distracts as they reboot the machine, but I see the MSI logo come on in the corner of my eye...
When the Apple shows up we focus on the screen, and I act as if nothing is wrong and comment "Wow, that boots up really quick!"
The ony guy smiled, as if he thinks it's gonna be payday...
I drop the bomb and ask "did you need to do a lot of tweaking in BIOS to get to boo that quick?" As planned, one of them says pretty proudly, "Yea we went through every single screen to make sure we didn't miss anything!"
Five seconds after he said that, he looked at his buddy and realized the error he has just comitted.
"Yea, we're done here..." I say, and we left.
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