horribly bad jokes, run for your sanity and lives! :D
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q: Why is there a gate around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
More twisted demented and bad jokes to come! (Is that a threat or a promise, hylian aka denny???) :D
-Crazy Denny
Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair -
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