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    From Hylian@VERT to All on Thu Mar 2 15:46:53 2017
    Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A: A nervous wreck

    Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A: In snow banks!

    Q: What do call cheese that isn't yours?
    A: Nacho Cheese

    Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
    A: Quattro Sinko

    Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
    A: Put a little boogey in it!

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: A bulldozer!

    Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A: A waist of time

    Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
    A: B

    Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
    A: Sunday, of course!

    Q: What bow can't be tied?
    A: A rainbow!

    Does this make me the Joker now? I better watch out for batman. :D
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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to Hylian on Fri Mar 3 15:13:33 2017
    I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

    I broke a mirror and got 7 years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well, we'll see about that...

    I once forgot everything I knew about boomerangs, but it all came back to me.

    When you really need to use a bathroom, you're Russian to get there. When you're in there, European. When you're done, you're Finnish.

    Q: What do you call bad lemonade?
    A: Lemon lemonade.

    Two pretzels were walking down the sidewalk. One of them was a salted (assaulted).

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  • From Dumas Walker@VERT/CAPCITY2 to Hylian on Fri Mar 3 19:02:00 2017
    Does this make me the Joker now? I better watch out for batman. :D

    Or maybe the Riddler. :)

    Thanks for sharing.


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  • From Hylian@VERT to Nightfox on Wed Mar 8 20:09:05 2017
    Re: more bad jokes, volume 2!
    By: Nightfox to Hylian on Fri Mar 03 2017 03:13 pm

    I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near t place.

    I broke a mirror and got 7 years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can ge me 5.

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well, we'll see ab that...

    I once forgot everything I knew about boomerangs, but it all came back to me

    When you really need to use a bathroom, you're Russian to get there. When you're in there, European. When you're done, you're Finnish.

    Q: What do you call bad lemonade?
    A: Lemon lemonade.

    Two pretzels were walking down the sidewalk. One of them was a salted (assaulted).


    Ohh very good. :D
    -Denny
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  • From JIMMY ANDERSON@VERT/OTHETA to NIGHTFOX on Fri Apr 14 08:41:00 2017
    NIGHTFOX wrote to HYLIAN <=-

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well, we'll
    see about that...

    They're all good, but this one... LOL


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