Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why did Roger go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver
LOL. :D
-Denny
Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair -
http://dpccom.blogspot.com ---
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