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    From The Millionaire@VERT to All on Wed Aug 5 05:29:08 2020
    I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

    $ The Millionaire $

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  • From Underminer@VERT/UNDRMINE to The Millionaire on Wed Aug 5 14:07:55 2020
    Re: Best GF phrases you ever heard
    By: The Millionaire to All on Wed Aug 05 2020 05:29 am

    I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?
    $ The Millionaire $

    I slept with ****.
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  • From Daryl Stout@VERT/TBOLT to The Millionaire on Wed Aug 5 15:10:00 2020
    I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain
    phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

    Daryl: My head is so far up my butt, that I can see my throat.
    Janice: That's why your eyes are brown!!

    She was first a user, then Co-Sysop, then my wife...married with
    modem, since my BBS was originally dial-up only.

    Daryl

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  • From Codefenix@VERT/CONCHAOS to The Millionaire on Thu Aug 6 07:47:36 2020
    Re: Best GF phrases you ever heard
    By: The Millionaire to All on Wed Aug 05 2020 05:29 am

    I know that all you ppl have heard your girlfriends said certain phrases that were unforgettable. What was some of yours?

    I have a few.

    My wife calls it a "backhanded please" whenever someone begins requets with "I'd really appreciate it if you would..."

    She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called "painty thingies."

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  • From Daryl Stout@VERT/TBOLT to Codefenix on Thu Aug 6 18:37:00 2020
    She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
    "painty thingies."

    Reminds me of the guy who kept calling his wife all these flattering
    names at the big dinner at their home (company from church was also
    there). The pastor remarked how kind this husband was...until the
    ol' boy confessed "I do that, because I can never remember her name". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Dr. What@VERT/DMINE to Codefenix on Sat Aug 8 09:50:00 2020
    Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

    She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
    "painty thingies."

    Wow. I thought only my wife did things like that.


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  • From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to Dr. What on Sat Aug 8 18:26:02 2020
    Re: Best GF phrases you ever
    By: Dr. What to Codefenix on Sat Aug 08 2020 09:50 am

    Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

    She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her
    own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge
    trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are
    called "painty thingies."

    Wow. I thought only my wife did things like that.


    that might be alzheimers
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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Codefenix on Fri Aug 7 07:38:00 2020
    Codefenix wrote to The Millionaire <=-

    She also often forgets the names of common objects and makes up her own new names for them. Tongs are called "hot dog tweasers", hedge trimmers are called "bush scissors", and most recetly, brushes are called
    "painty thingies."

    Burrito cover.



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  • From Ogg@VERT/EOTLBBS to All on Mon Aug 10 23:07:00 2020
    Hello echicken!

    ** On Friday 07.08.20 - 23:31, echicken wrote to Warpslide:

    says to me: "Can you hand me the quack quack?"

    When my wife can't remember the name of something, she just calls it a "thingie" and I have to infer the rest from context (which, to be
    fair, is usually easy enough).


    "I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey
    and the wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?"

    Sound familiar?

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  • From The Millionaire@VERT to All on Mon Aug 10 20:31:52 2020
    Well one of my GFs said “I’m too hot for panties”. Another one said “What if the gate is closed?” Those were classics.

    $ The Millionaire $

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Ogg on Tue Aug 11 07:28:00 2020
    Ogg wrote to All <=-

    "I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?"

    "Have you turned it off and back on again? I'll wait..."




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