• Reader's Digest Joke Of The Day

    From Northern Realms@618:500/23 to All on Mon Oct 31 07:07:56 2022
    ***** Man up! *****
    Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast.
    One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy's pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor.
    Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.
    "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers.
    "Not much of a driver, either," says the waitress. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
    RD Issue: April 2008

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